- "Warning, do not enter monitored alarm system - Get Smart Security Services" - sign
- "Please choose carefully. Each item sold 'as is' without warranty" - sign
- "Please do not ask for credit as refusal often offends" - sign
- "All items not redeemed after three months, will be sold! No exceptions" - sign
- Assorted kneepads, elbowpads and wrist guard for rollerblading, cycling, skateboarding
- "Please put weights back after use" - gym sign
